Revenge of Eve

9 replies to “7.24.19

  1. The obvious, fast jokes:
    — Are you embarrassed? You’re looking a little red-faced.
    — This is why people call you a redneck.
    — At least you’re not feeling blue.
    — I see you were traded to the Washington Redskins.
    — I love your lipstick. What shade of red is that? It looks natural.
    — I think you make want to ask your doctor about that rosacea.
    Thank you, thank you…tip your waiters on your way out.

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